To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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