I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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