i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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