Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I want you more than these girls want KFC
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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