I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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