I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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