Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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