I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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