Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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