i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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