dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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