I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm bleeding and have questions
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize