i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
