I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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