That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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