I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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