what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize