no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I checked into jail on foursquare
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
MIDGETS
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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