3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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