Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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