Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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