I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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