Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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