remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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