Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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