if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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