Sponge bath it is.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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