I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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