yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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