My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
