Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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