i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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