i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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