Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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