that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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