Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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