The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i out mim tonsoeep
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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