Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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