Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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