so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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