remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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