i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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