It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm always down for nudity.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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