how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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