idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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