"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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