i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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