I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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