If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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