I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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