i think my mom watched the whole time
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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