quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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