I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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