so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Bring me that man meat
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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